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Forget what you know about lipstick application. Whatever you know is wrong. This is how you do it right:
1. Make sure your big sister is not home.
2. Find her lipstick.
3. Apply it generously all over your face.
4. Do it in perfect silence (so mom doesn’t know what you’re doing).
5. Keep applying till you hit pan.
6. Eat a cookie.

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